EchoLife Abusive Birthday Party Balloons Review

EchoLife Abusive Birthday Party Balloons Review

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Takeaway: Hilarious (and mean-spirited in a joking way) birthday balloons for an adult party and those who are 'over the hill'

You'll receive 25 balloons in assorted colors: Purple, blue, orange, green, and pink. Each color has its own phrase and you get 5 of each. The phrases are:
Purple – F*ck you I'm old
Blue – Happy F*cking Birthday
Orange – You are a Waste of Blood and Organs
Green – Another year closer to the sweet release of death
Pink – Old as F*ck

With the exception of the orange balloons, these are all birthday or age related and make funny adult party favors the next over the hill birthday you or a friend may be celebrating or lamenting. The balloons are easy to fill with air or helium if you want them to float.

They are 11" when inflated to full size and the text remains easy to read after they are inflated. Here's a quick tip if you're filling them with helium. Latex balloons typically deflate with 4-5 hours, so to make them last longer, give them an all over coat with an aerosol hairspray to seal in the helium. Just let them dry completely for a few minutes before allowing them to touch or float up to the ceiling. I was able to keep these balloons floating for about 16 hours this way when fully inflated with an 80/20 helium gas.

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